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发帖数: 38600 | 2 Leviticus 11:7-8 And the pig, because it has a cloven hoof that is
completely split, but will not regurgitate its cud; it is unclean for you.
You shall not eat of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses;
they are unclean for you. | b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 3 Two Jewish men are sitting in a Kosher deli. They are talking to each other
in Yiddish. A
Chinese waiter comes up and in fluent Yiddish as impeccable as theirs asks
them if
everything is okay, can he get them anything, and so forth. The two diners
are dumbfounded. "My God, where did he learn such perfect Yiddish?" they ask
each other. After they pay the bill, they ask the manager of the store, an
old friend also fluent in Yiddish: "Where did our waiter learn such
excellent
Yiddish?" The owner looks around and whispers, "Shhhh. He thinks
we're teaching him English." | z**********e
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