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Joke版 - my pppprecioussss
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c******n
发帖数: 16666
1
I****t
发帖数: 4963
2
这么丑
猫里面的败类
去跟老鼠混得了
lol
l*******t
发帖数: 1430
3
地精npc, time is precious, my friend
c******n
发帖数: 16666
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"Time is money, friend!"
"Spit it out!"
"I got the best deals, anywhere!"(vendor)
"I got what you need!"
"Ah, potential customer."(vendor)
"May I show you my wares?"
"Welcome, friend!"
"Yeah, what do you want?"
"Wazzup?"
"Be good!" (dismiss)
"Be careful out there." (dismiss)
"Hm, interesting."
"Heeey, how you doin'?"
"Yeah, very funny..."
"Alright, move along now!" (irritated)
"I gota long day kid..." (irritated)
"Shut it!" (irritated)
"You're just embarrassing yourself..." (irritated)
"I don't have time for this..." (irritated)
"You, knock it off!" (irritated)
"Yo"
"Heh, heh, Glad I could help!" (dismiss)
"Amateur!!" (irritated)
"Keep it real!" (dismiss)
"GTL friend; gambling, tinkering, laundry." Note: has been debated,
laundering, launderin'. jersey shore ref
"Can i lighten that coin purse up for ya?."(vendor)
"Cha-ching!"(vendor)
"You break it, you buy it."(vendor)
"I ain't got it, you don't want it."(vendor)
"Can I interest you on a payment plan?" (vendor dismiss)

【在 l*******t 的大作中提到】
: 地精npc, time is precious, my friend
m*****3
发帖数: 13701
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这啥动物?春卷太不够意思了,也不注明“恐怖,慎入”
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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哈哈。神作。

【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: "Time is money, friend!"
: "Spit it out!"
: "I got the best deals, anywhere!"(vendor)
: "I got what you need!"
: "Ah, potential customer."(vendor)
: "May I show you my wares?"
: "Welcome, friend!"
: "Yeah, what do you want?"
: "Wazzup?"
: "Be good!" (dismiss)

H********g
发帖数: 43926
7
有天生没毛的狗么?
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